Least Squared is a stealth-mode, cloud-na­tive jour­nal of record weaponiz­ing next-gen, cross-plat­form syn­ergy to holis­ti­cally un­pack the tech­nol­ogy land­scape and its high-ve­loc­ity, de­liv­er­ables-based con­tri­bu­tions to end-user suf­fer­ing. We are mov­ing fast, break­ing ob­jec­tive re­al­ity, and ag­gres­sively right­siz­ing the “facts” ver­ti­cal.

Our ed­i­to­r­ial pipeline fea­tures a ro­bust peer-re­view process that is nearly in­dis­tin­guish­able from a drink­ing game. We main­tain a zero-trust model to­ward re­al­ity, en­sur­ing the high­est stan­dards of jour­nal­is­tic in­tegrity for a pub­li­ca­tion of 100% unadul­ter­ated fab­ri­ca­tion.

All per­sons, places, events, and in­for­ma­tion cited in our ar­ti­cles is purely fic­tional. Any re­sem­blance to re­al­ity is co­in­ci­den­tal and very, very con­cern­ing.

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