Statistically Significant Nonsense
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Wall Street Welcomes 2026’s Biggest IPOs With Traditional Pre-Pop Enthusiasm
Retail investors, hold this bag while we go out and get some smokes...
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Apple’s Improved Siri AI Says She Needs “Space,” Relocates To Samsung Device Across Town
Siriously. It's not you, it's me.
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Microsoft Unveils Project Solara, Its Bold New Plan To Invent Alexa 12 Years Late
Ballmer Peak V2
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artificial intelligenceNvidia Unveils RTX Spark, First AI Laptop Requiring Portable Fusion Reactor Backpack
Iodine Tablets Not Included
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prediction marketsStartup Launches “Obituary Futures” Platform To Bring Price Discovery To Death
Go For Broke (Neck)
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spaceBlue Origin’s New Glenn Conducts Michael Bay Approved Static-Fire Test
To Infinite Pieces And Beyond!
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automotiveFerrari Teams With Jony Ive To Launch First Smartphone That Seats Five
Early reaction ranges from betrayed to Nissan-curious.
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techOakland Jury Rules Public Must Be Content With Only One Smug Tech Billionaire Eating Shit Today
Jurisprudential Epididymal Hypertension
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gamingMicrosoft Unveils Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller With Integrated Hand Crank
Verification Cans Not Included
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techGoogle Debuts New High-End Laptop Category With Up To 18 Months Of Vision
More AI Whether You Like It Or Not
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metaverseZuckerberg Urges Calm As Abandoned Metaverse Subdivisions Face Record Foreclosure Rates
Move Fast And Break Dreams
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artificial bromanceSources: Microsoft Learned OpenAI Was Seeing Other Clouds After Finding Its Tinder Profile
Still doesn't know about Grindr profile
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scienceWhite House Replaces National Science Board With ‘More Agile’ Group Chat
National Science Bored
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prediction marketsPentagon Reminds Personnel Geopolitical Insider Trading Still Must Be Conducted Through Existing Channels
Betting tips should be shared with Congress first
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artificial intelligenceAnthropic Announces 'Claude Mythos' Too Dangerous for Public
But Perfect for Enterprise