Least Squared

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  • Corporate Studies

    Automated System Promoted to Vice President After Successfully Doing Nothing Measurable for Six Months

    Performance review cites 'strong alignment with leadership values' and 'impressive capacity for strategic ambiguity'

    July 16, 2025

    A large language model deployed to automate middle-management functions at a Fortune 500 company has been promoted to Vice President after a six-month evaluation period in which it produced no measura…

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