Statistically Significant Nonsense
automotive
Rivian Introduces $57,990 Version of Its $45,000 SUV
Inflation hitting marketing teams hard
tech
Wall Street Welcomes 2026’s Biggest IPOs With Traditional Pre-Pop Enthusiasm
Retail investors, hold this bag while we go out and get some smokes...
tech
Apple’s Improved Siri AI Says She Needs “Space,” Relocates To Samsung Device Across Town
Siriously. It's not you, it's me.
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techMicrosoft Unveils Project Solara, Its Bold New Plan To Invent Alexa 12 Years Late
Ballmer Peak V2
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artificial intelligenceNvidia Unveils RTX Spark, First AI Laptop Requiring Portable Fusion Reactor Backpack
Iodine Tablets Not Included
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prediction marketsStartup Launches “Obituary Futures” Platform To Bring Price Discovery To Death
Go For Broke (Neck)
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spaceBlue Origin’s New Glenn Conducts Michael Bay Approved Static-Fire Test
To Infinite Pieces And Beyond!
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automotiveFerrari Teams With Jony Ive To Launch First Smartphone That Seats Five
Early reaction ranges from betrayed to Nissan-curious.
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techOakland Jury Rules Public Must Be Content With Only One Smug Tech Billionaire Eating Shit Today
Jurisprudential Epididymal Hypertension
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gamingMicrosoft Unveils Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller With Integrated Hand Crank
Verification Cans Not Included
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techGoogle Debuts New High-End Laptop Category With Up To 18 Months Of Vision
More AI Whether You Like It Or Not
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metaverseZuckerberg Urges Calm As Abandoned Metaverse Subdivisions Face Record Foreclosure Rates
Move Fast And Break Dreams
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artificial bromanceSources: Microsoft Learned OpenAI Was Seeing Other Clouds After Finding Its Tinder Profile
Still doesn't know about Grindr profile
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scienceWhite House Replaces National Science Board With ‘More Agile’ Group Chat
National Science Bored
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prediction marketsPentagon Reminds Personnel Geopolitical Insider Trading Still Must Be Conducted Through Existing Channels
Betting tips should be shared with Congress first
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artificial intelligenceAnthropic Announces 'Claude Mythos' Too Dangerous for Public
But Perfect for Enterprise