Blue Origin’s New Glenn rocket exploded on the launchpad during a static-fire test Thursday at Cape Canaveral, in what the company described with admirable corporate discipline as an “anomaly,” the aerospace term for “the 29-story rocket turned into a Rhode Island sized fireball.” The blast is another setback for Jeff Bezos’s moon-bound hobbyhorse, which is trying to present itself as a sober NASA partner and future satellite-launch workhorse while currently resembling the world’s most expensive Michael Bay screen test. Blue Origin officials said it was too early to identify the root cause, though early candidates include fire and heat somehow being involved.
Company sources said Blue Origin remains focused on future flights, lunar missions, and competing with Starlink, which is the kind of calm, forward-looking messaging investors love to hear immediately after watching a launchpad become a trailer for Transformers: Prime Logistics. The nice thing about Bezos’s space company, though, is its growing consistency with the rest of the empire: Alexa burned billions in private for years, but New Glenn has finally found a way to deliver that same shareholder experience with better visuals.